Fandom Haiku

Me = not pleased about this Dark Shadows movie.

Sat, 12 May 2012 18:32:14 -0400

I just wanna know:
what the hell are you even
doing Johnny Depp?

Apparently any mention of bees makes me think of Eddie Izzard, even when it's Castiel that says it...

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:31:06 -0400

I like my angels
like I like my coffee- dark,
and covered in bees!

Tony and Bruce, sittin' in a lab...

Thu, 10 May 2012 18:32:06 -0400

Science Bros? Come on!
There’s more chemistry in their
eyes than in their labs!

Barack, you da man!

Wed, 09 May 2012 20:11:47 -0400

Mr. President,
I want to give you a hug.
You are made of win!!!

Don't ever leave me!!!

Wed, 02 May 2012 18:31:53 -0400

I’m afraid that when
Kristen Wiig leaves SNL
it’ll really suck.

We're better than you, and we both know it!

Tue, 01 May 2012 18:31:41 -0400

Slytherin haters-
jealousy’s not becoming.
We rock, deal with it!

They're gorgeous, but very impractical, I feel...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:28:03 -0400

Final Fantasy;
how is it these characters
can move in their clothes?

I want to put them all in my pockets.

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:29:39 -0400

To the jibcon tag:
I can’t handle all these feels!
More posts, or death please!

Some love for Alice!

Sat, 28 Apr 2012 18:31:46 -0400

Down the rabbit hole,
never coming back again.
Loving the surreal.

Hurry up, time!

Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:30:57 -0400

It’s still April, huh?
The Avengers movie is
taking forever!!!

To the GISHWHES winners!

Thu, 26 Apr 2012 18:29:56 -0400

To Team 83:
Have a fabu time in Rome!
You guys are awesome!!!

Who else can quote the whole thing?

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:29:12 -0400

I adore horror,
but Hocus Pocus is THE
Halloween movie!

Any David Bowie will do, I'm not particular.

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 18:31:49 -0400

Rainbow, glitter, tights,
made up, undressed, black and white,
any way he comes.

Who doesn't love him?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:40:45 -0400

That big toothy mouth
that short brown fuzzy body;
Domo, I love you!

Damn that man.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:23:43 -0400

Oh Misha, your face.
How do you do that thing where
you’re always perfect?

Tony does what he wants.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:42:37 -0400

I can think of no
words more badass than these four:
I’m Tony Stark, bitch!

Red? I don't think so.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 20:23:16 -0400

Just an FYI-
the TARDIS is freakin’ BLUE.
And always has been!

His heart won't go on! :..(

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 16:47:11 -0400

So much recent news
regarding the Titanic…
Poor, poor Balthazar!

Feeling a little Hutchence-y today!

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:20:56 -0400

Listen to Michael
and all of the world’s problems
seem to disappear.

So much anger, Batman!

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 16:41:04 -0400

Maybe Batman would
be less angry if he took
a nice bubble bath.